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butt post

The posting of gibberish to Facebook or in an e-mail because your phone is in your pocket and you somehow clicked POST or SEND.

A typical butt post looks like this: "NNNBJJJGHHHTUUYJJHMMBJJGUUTKMMBMMBLLKMNNVHHFGJJGNMB"
Karen checked in at an airport then butt posted fifteen lines of random characters to her status update.
by TheRealAndOnlyChiffonade January 16, 2011
mugGet the butt postmug.

butt stalion

An ugly, stupid, and ignorant person. The most stupid person in the word. It can also mean diamond horse.
Ugh, Jack is such a butt stalion.

Dude, I just bought a new butt stalion.
by TheWorkingJacib May 14, 2015
mugGet the butt stalionmug.

D-Butt

The act of anal sex

D-Butt stands for,Dick in the butt.
I am going to give you some D-Butt.
by Koala princess March 10, 2016
mugGet the D-Buttmug.

butt toke

A Ciggarette laced with cocaine. Normally the end of a smoke is dipped in the remains of the nights product.
by skr0oface April 4, 2005
mugGet the butt tokemug.

New Butt

When you are so obese and large that a second mound of fat starts growing out of the bottom part of each buttock, creating a second smaller butt.
I saw this lady today, she was so fat that she had grown a New Butt.
by NutSackMan February 10, 2015
mugGet the New Buttmug.

Butt Perfume

various odours sprayed from ones anus, directly on someones skin.leaving the wearer with a pungent butt perfume odour.
"yo Tayla, what's the scent you got on"
"its Hayley's butt perfume"
"how'd yo get that"
"are you daft? she needs to fart on you dude"
by Bigstick_69__ August 26, 2016
mugGet the Butt Perfumemug.

butt vomitorium

a room containing a toilet; a bathroom
After eating a bunch of fried chicken to cure a hangover, I committed what felt like a crime against humanity in the butt vomitorium.
by billy br July 8, 2011
mugGet the butt vomitoriummug.

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