Swamp logging is the act of expelling all air from the mouth to create a perfect vacuum on your subject's anus. Once the lips are sealed and the vacuum is in place, one subtly extracts fecal matter directly from the jejunum with a swift inhalation.
by Johnny Rico, Death from Above June 10, 2010
by tgaz March 08, 2016
Doing cunnilingus.
Swamp her pond is Used to describe when someone does cunnilingus with a female participant
"You totally swamped her pond dude!"
"You totally swamped her pond dude!"
by Spaghetti man - noodle stealer August 26, 2021
Name used to describe someone who enjoys bathing in their own filth. These people have the ultimate "I don't care" attitude. They have very greasy hair and oily face. The word "hygiene" appears unfamiliar to them. They often have very few teeth by the age of 30 or sometimes no teeth at all. Not to mention, their body odor is powerful enough to make you go blind.
Synonym for Rapasse.
Synonym for Rapasse.
I'm going to Walmart today and will probably encounter a Rat de swamp.
The city bus was filled with Rats de swamps last night.
I haven't showered all weekend and I feel and look like a Rat de swamp.
The city bus was filled with Rats de swamps last night.
I haven't showered all weekend and I feel and look like a Rat de swamp.
by Goats February 13, 2017
A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!
Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!
by 3$K August 05, 2017
A substitute for a thermometer temperature usually read in Celcius or Farenheit. The swamp ass meter goes from the number 1 to 10.
The degree in which to measure one's level of swamp ass achieved. Normally measured from 1 being the lowest level to 10 being maximum.
The degree in which to measure one's level of swamp ass achieved. Normally measured from 1 being the lowest level to 10 being maximum.
Noodle: "Thorpe, I'm coming to visit you in AZ tomorrow, what should I pack?"
Thorpe: "Noods, the swamp ass meter is at 9.5 today, you better just bring shorts and flip flops."
Noodle: "Crud, it's only 2.5 here in Utah...Do you have any Gold Bond for me to powder with?"
Thorpe: "Noods, the swamp ass meter is at 9.5 today, you better just bring shorts and flip flops."
Noodle: "Crud, it's only 2.5 here in Utah...Do you have any Gold Bond for me to powder with?"
by pronomore July 30, 2009
an offshoot of swamp ass, murder in the swamp ass is when a girl is on her period and is also sweating buckets from summer heat
by marilefay August 18, 2010