Funny onion

Someone who you are attracted to

Wow he’s a funny onion

by StevenMcFarlane April 21, 2019

sad onion

Slang for a child aged 0-3 years.

2-year-old child: WAAAAH!
Jacob: Go back to your mum, you sad onion.

by ThomasWithoutAQ October 28, 2024

5 Onion Salad

when tears flow like you making a 5 onion salad

I was watching that cruise ship movie starring Leo with my GF. So many tears at the end i thought i was making a 5 onion salad.

by cr33k1 September 20, 2021

Purple onion

A vagina of African descent.

Jake: "hey man, I finally had sex with a black girl"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"

by The real professor plum July 08, 2023

onions on top

(adj) A general term that indicates a feeling of awesomeness; a substitute for "good", "great", etc; can also substitute for "sexy", "hot", etc; a high compliment.

That hiking trip was amazing; it was onions on top the whole time.

by Omylanta September 17, 2008

Onion carriage

When your testicles have a sour onion like smell.

Man I have a real bad case of onion carriage right now!

by Roy McHebroid June 23, 2021

The Onion Volcano

The best part of hibachi when the chef makes a small stack of raw onion rings, puts vegetable oil in it, and lights it on fire whilst it expels steam and flames, like a volcano. (Hence the name).

Them: how was the hibachi dinner last night?
You: it was great, except I missed the onion volcano while I was in the restroom.
Them: aw man, that’s the best part!

by Bandgeek2003 December 26, 2019