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mike rizzowski

referring to having a lot of rizz from mike wazowski in monsters inc.
bro is mike rizzowski
by Illuminastorm January 13, 2023
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Mike Bobagaurd

Mike Bobagaurd saved me from three charges of Illegal warheads
by Susan Bobagaurd August 25, 2022
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Mike Joyce

The drummer for the smiths from 1982-1987. Even though his drumming is quite basic, he still holds down the groove along with bassist Andy rourke. Also a good looking guy. Him and rourke also pursuited a lawsuit in the early 2000s claiming that Johnny marr and morrissey were not giving him enough royalty money.
Hey man, I went to that smiths concert yesterday. It was incredible!

Cool, I love mike Joyce!
by Latenightcoffee February 6, 2021
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Mike Ockhurts

A name typically given to a man whose dick will never stop hurting. A Mike Ockhurts is a good man that you will love but his dick hurts so much that it shrinks by one inch every year.
Hey Mike Ockhurts! says person A No, it's not your cock that hurts, Mike Ockhurts.
by TERRY_CAT March 2, 2020
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Rusty Mike

When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.
“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
Yeah man!”
by TheGoodOleBoys September 2, 2020
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The Mike Effect

The commonly observed phenomenon originating from one nigga from UB named Mike. Effects include involuntary acts of forgetting, fucking up, or otherwise bullshittin with episodes most commonly occurring moments prior to departure.
“Ight we said 11:30 we out and It’s damn near 12 errybody grab your shit we’re gone.”

“Fuck… ayo who seen my keys anywhere. Ion see my wallet neither but that shit prolly in the whip”

“The Mike Effect beating ya ass rn huh”
by kujo! December 5, 2022
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mike moiczek

a short white guy with a small dick but attitude makes up for it. Rude.. Disrespects women. Like girls under 18 and over 70. Thinks he hot shit that rides a motorcycle
the pizza maker is a real asshole his name must be mike moiczek
by mech1981 June 25, 2017
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