vag milk

The Female Ejaculant

My girlfriend had a powerful orgasm and sprayed her vag milk all over.

by Michael Watkins April 11, 2008

Sex milk

The juice produced by a man when his female has done her duties of “milking the cow” aka giving him the good puss aka making him NUT

John: hey how did your date with lily go ?
Frank: oh pretty good, I ended up getting milked for my sex milk. Better the Tammy by far.
John: wait like Tammy my sister ?
Frank: oh yea sorry bout that :)

by Sex milk man July 25, 2018

goat's milk

Someone who hangs around you like a bad smell, following you everywhere you go without encouragement, copying whatever it is you do in the hope that your good fortune might rub off on them.

For instance, you go fishing and you find this really good remote spot, out on a rock all by yourself, miles from anyone else. Then a goat's milk comes along and wants to share the exact same space in the hope that they'll get to catch a fish too.

(This is a saying that originated in the 1940's I believe. I learnt this saying from my parents when I was a kid, whenever I told them about the loser kid at school who was hanging around

"Uh-oh, here's comes goat's milk, quick, let's hide!"

by Shayne Baptist December 24, 2007

Milk The Cow

When a "non-farmer" city guy goes to his room to masturbate.

Hey dude, where you off to? I'm thinking about heading upstairs to milk the cow.

by ma6netic April 8, 2009

Salty Milk

The juice that comes from a males manhood seconds after sexual stimulation.

Dave: I gave that bitch a good jizz bath lastnight!

Bob: You mean you gave her the ole' salty milk mustache?

Dave: Hella yeah! It does a body goood!

by Scroto T. Baggins February 24, 2004

milk thistle

A seemingly discrete way your friend hides his pot.

Brian knew Danielle was up to something when he saw a bottle of milk thistle in her dad's ass.

by Cuz December 14, 2004

monkey milk

A term used for talking about ejaculation in a man while the elderly or young children are within earshot

Dad: Hey mum that monkey milk was wild last night
Mum: yeah I know, it was just so thick and creamy.
Little Johnny: What the hell is monkey milk?!

by Prophet Mech June 9, 2005