left-handed bitch

A good friend who will stop at nothing until you are satisfied. This friend will rip through the earth and sun to make sure are happy and contempt. They will also gladly pleasure you if you so require. Do not mistake this as them having sexual desires towards you, they simply a really good friend. You're lucky if you inquire a left-handed bitch since they are the best friend you can ask for.

You mustn't mistreat your left-handed bitch as they can become very angry, very quickly. Keep them away from any sharp objects, or the internet and you will be safe.
Wow Felix, thanks for this birthday party, you're the best left-handed bitch I could ask for.
by Robby62775 May 19, 2019
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Left-right out

The position you play when warming the bench in baseball.
“How did you go today at little league?”
“I played left-right out.”
by SaintMickS April 14, 2019
mugGet the Left-right outmug.

a left handed bandit

Someone who jerks off with their left hand.
Im kinda ambidextrous like Im a lefty but I'm not a left handed bandit.
by Killarank July 12, 2017
mugGet the a left handed banditmug.

left-hand metamodernism

A meta-theory of the self-imago (self-image) in which the conscious is oriented to be emergent from sentiment.

Meta-idealism of the avant-garde.
Left-hand metamodernism argues that self-image (subjective irony) is emergent from sentiment.
by metawave February 19, 2019
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left hand man

A guy who will cockblock an entire friendship group of males from impressing a female by making some stupid comment, so she looses respect for the other males as she thinks their all going to be like that.
All the guys thought hey this girl is good fun we've got banter.

The left hand man started to meticulously pick apart all the random sweeping statements, turning the event into a boring moan at the female not giving enough facts in the pub on a friday night!
by Sazzy J May 12, 2014
mugGet the left hand manmug.

alt-left

A term you use to describe an non existent group of violent people when you're a racist but also POTUS the alt-right did commit a crime against humanity and you need to find a BS excuse not to condemn the nazis actions.
There were violence on many sides. What about the 'alt-left' that came charging at the, as you say, the 'alt-right'?
by Chillo_DE August 18, 2017
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Left hand man

Useless peice of shit

A left hand man is a dumbass who's only purpose in life is to breathe and die.

If someone calls you their left hand man they probobly hate you.
"John is my left hand man, I hate him" "hey thats a bit mean" "25.71.5.768"
by cheese guitar September 10, 2022
mugGet the Left hand manmug.

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