Fit as front door

Used to describe someone who is incredibly attractive, but without using “fit as fuck” so you can avoid swearing. They usually have incredibly large chocolate tipped flesh mountains and a big fat jiggly back. Tbf usually a filthy fucking slut too.

Helen is fit as front door.

by Ssewankambo December 22, 2020

Saloon Door syndrome

The act of swinging both ways yet unsure of ones sexuality.

The professor and Roberto were so scared of their sexuality that while on the road in the cover of night they took the chance to act on their saloon door syndrome.

by The_Elite_Trucker_Group May 19, 2022

back door bagpipe

Inserting a straw into a person's asshole, taking a hit off a joint, and exhaling into rectum. Then remove straw and press firmly on stomach forcing a smoke fart out. It is then inhaled again and the process is repeated.

My ass is still smoking from that back door bagpipe last night.

Man this is some good weed. Anyone up for a back door bagpipe?

Billy brought in a bag of weed begging for a back door bagpipe.

by super "K" December 8, 2015

alabama door knocker

When you fucking a woman so hard that your balls keep slapping against her asshole

I fucked Brooke so hard last night my balls were Alabama Door Knockers

by The Butcherr July 2, 2016

Loss of Door Syndrome

A very common disorder where double doors become one in a person's mind. If there is a double door and only one of the doors is open, instead of opening the other door a person will try to fit through the one open side, often resulting in an awkward person to person traffic jam.

Gomi: Fuck I just suffered from Loss of Door Syndrome and ran into my crush
Derek: Why didn't you just open the other door? Stop being lazy and ratesque, it's a double door for a reason you pack rat.

by PeacockRB April 13, 2015

knock on heaven's door

When you risk your life and almost get yourself killed.

Example for "knock on heaven's door"
-Why are you always risking your life? I don't want you to be a hero if it kills you! Do you know how much I worry about you? And still, you just keep knocking on heaven's door!
-I'm sorry mom, but I couldn't let that baby burn alive inside that building when it was on fire. And the mother was screaming outside.

by Cyrus Dark November 10, 2017

whore with one door

A whore who only invites you to use the love canal any poop shoot action or sucki sucki is not likely.

So get up to anything special with Dame Judy Dench last night?
Yes, I fucked her anus and she sucked me off afterwards!
Bullshit, I know for a fact she's a whore with one door.

by little jimmy bob mcriley teh 3rd December 28, 2007