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Shake Deuces

To peace out or leave a setting, the shaking of your index and middle finger as u leave.
" Yo im bout to shake deuces outt here paaaaaace"
by turkeyeatinfrenchfry February 5, 2010
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Lantern deuce

Having to take a dump when the power is out.
Lights are out and I have to poop, looks like it's time for a lantern deuce.
by Mean1 April 5, 2019
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Sneaky Deuce

Pooping in someone's home without their knowledge, then leaving.
Amara: Oh my god someone just shit in my toilet!
Corey: Heh, sneaky deuce.
by playboicartifartgirl120 January 5, 2025
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Moose Deuce

A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.
George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.
by Shit knife December 17, 2018
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county deuce

When someone gives you a very short cigarette with less than 2 puffs left before you hit the filter.
"Yo, Ryssa, Lemme have your county deuce!"
"Damn. For real? Here."
by The_Jolly_Green_Giant March 1, 2020
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Deuce-Bag

Someone who is being an especially shitty douche-bag.
Jim: "Holy Shit Dan, do you see what that guy is doing with your girl-friend?"

Dan: "Yea. He's being such a Deuce-Bag."
by A Time Walker September 3, 2013
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Diddle Deuce

Phrase used towards a diddler. See Diddy.
I'm gonna drop a big diddle!! Diddle Deuce!
by ackerman_tyler November 16, 2025
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