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Texas Cop

Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.
I thought he might help me with the groceries, but he just stood there like a Texas Cop.
by KittyPetunia May 31, 2022
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easy cop

To buy something verry easily or ti dteal something verry easily
Javi: hey david did u finnese the new pair of jordans from jose
David:ofc i had to it was an easy cop
by Javier Sainz aka j dog aka October 23, 2017
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COVID Cop

Someone who enforces Covid 19 and social distancing measures.
“No we can’t seat a table of 6!” said the COVID Cop
by Jonathan Sankey November 9, 2020
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Hot Cop

1.
Verb
(as in hot copped, hot copping)
a task completed easily; with little effort.

2.
Noun
a. easy to be around.
b. a floozy.

Origin (as theorized by many scholars of the era)- Arrested Development (TV)(2003-2005)
1. (verb) Yeah man, Angie just hot copped her dinner.

2 (noun) Don't be such a Hot Cop, Becky.
by A Gallon of Bees July 18, 2010
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Cop Schmopping

When the boys lie, LIE out their ass to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.

*Although sometimes no oinking involved...

When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....
When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......
Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.

Until , during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his beloved kittens.
Tommy a victim of cop schmopping.
And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.
by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022
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Cop a buzz

The feeling of intoxication or general excitement; to take or purchase something
Let's go to the party, cop a buzz, and have killer sex!

I'm going to the store to cop a new pair of shoes.
by Solojon October 5, 2025
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Cop

People with small, yet somehow ridiculously stinky, balls that also can get away with shooting any minority.
"Wow that cop that just shot that man has some tiny, yet somehow ridiculously stinky, balls."
by xXXmillennialcoolXXx February 14, 2022
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