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bacon salter

one who attempts to glamorize their mundane lives via grandstanding and/or grandiloquent and pompous behavior.
"You like to salt your bacon?"

"Man, that kid sure is a bacon salter."
by john p awesome February 23, 2010
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Extra Bacon

Should I throw out the extra Bacon?
by Rustysoap August 26, 2013
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Sweet Bacon

An exclimation to be yelled when neither "Sweet!" or "Bacon!" will suffice.
person 1: I found a hunk of gold!
person 2: Sweet bacon!
by blinkingbittersweet November 1, 2009
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Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.
Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.
by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022
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Crotch bacon

Bacon from the genital region.
I could sure go for some crotch bacon with my fallopian eggs.
by Theurbanpalmal February 16, 2020
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Big Bacon

A corporate conspiracy of pig farmers whose tentacles of influence extend into politics, Hollywood, and the media. As founding members of ALEC, Big Bacon frequently sponsors pro-bacon legislation and are rumoured to have been involved in the Kennedy assassination.
"Big Bacon donated $3m to the Trump superpac"
by mcgruffallo July 24, 2021
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Bacon Jew

One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.
He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.
by Gojai August 31, 2017
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