disguised as a police officer, business owner, judge, gym owner, bartender, financial professional, influencer
an alpha male is a mentally unstable dickrider, that would rather obsess over your beta male dick than do anything on his own
an alpha male is a mentally unstable dickrider, that would rather obsess over your beta male dick than do anything on his own
by betamale1947 August 22, 2022
Get the alpha malemug. 1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence
skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence
skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
by Count Boogie May 4, 2024
Get the Alpha Penguinmug. No man who calls himself this is an alpha male it normally means he has fragile masculinity and or mommy/daddy issues
by I made your mom gay December 27, 2021
Get the Alpha malemug. A dude who’s top-tier at pulling — like S-tier rizz. Confident, smooth, dominant. Basically the boss of flirting. Think of him as the final boss of “game.”
by Lifewleylaa July 19, 2025
Get the Alpha Rizzlermug. Someone who finds their strength in bringing kindness and joy to others, rather than through a sense of competition.
by Justall50 March 31, 2024
Get the Alpha Muffinmug. The term to make a wolf man in gacha life to make him sound like a bad boy bad ass. Its a term used by gacha life weebs to depict a dog boy with a "special" tattoo onits face.
"hey look its hunter ryder fox X"
"Hey cutie im half demon half alpha"
"im aplha aplha.alpha of the alphas"
"Hey cutie im half demon half alpha"
"im aplha aplha.alpha of the alphas"
by Hunter_boi343 April 19, 2020
Get the Alphamug. The devil himself disguised as a generation. It indicates torture, sickness, and a reason to commit arson. They usually use the terms: "skibidi", "skibidi toilet", and much more I'd rather not think about. It's filled with 6th graders and 8th graders that should do something more useful in their ripe age of a tween or teen other that dedicate their life to saying COMPLETE gibberish. Meanwhile... there is a large chance that "Gen Alpha" isn't a generation– more of a disease that may or may not start another pandemic. So keep your brain safe and AVOID gen alpha. If one approaches you, get your pepper spray out immediately.
Dad: Hey, Hun? Y/N is acting strange... what's up with them?
Mom: Oh. They are now something called "Gen Alpha".
Y/N: SKIBIDI TOILET ON TOP
Dad: I can't believe this guy is my child
(I used they/them pronouns to make it less specific so don't send out homophobic slurs).
Mom: Oh. They are now something called "Gen Alpha".
Y/N: SKIBIDI TOILET ON TOP
Dad: I can't believe this guy is my child
(I used they/them pronouns to make it less specific so don't send out homophobic slurs).
by st4rz_ December 15, 2023
Get the Gen Alphamug.