blow job

A revolutionary new-old rave post punk romantic revival band that had a string of two top fourty hits in the late early 90s.

In their second album they abbreviated their band name to "BJ".

Their first album was called "You can feel spots" and had hits such as "get away now", "crabs" and "could just be pearlies".

Their second album was titled "I'm not sure", and contained two hit singles- "Do I like the taste?" and "It went up my airpipe." There was a critically acclaimed bonus track titled- "this is all an innuendo."

A terrible, terrible band.

Bailey- I just got the new BJ album.
Lucy- Oh yeah, blow job's first album was alright. How's this one?
Bailey- BJs are shit once you've had the whole thing.

by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009

blow the grip

It means get the fuck outta here or go away.

Sam: Chris Rock better than Kevin Hart
Dave: Nigga, blow the grip

by YUNA September 13, 2013

Blow Fish

When a girl is getting eatten out, relaxes a little too much, and accidently lets a little fart out.

1. Jimmy was eating me out and I was so into it... I accidently gave him a blow fish...

2. Damn, I was going down on my girl and she totally blow fished me!

by EmCeBee January 21, 2011

blow-tie

the hair tie a girl uses when she needs to tie her hair up for a blow job.

i didn't have a hairband, so i had to use my silly band as a blow-tie.

by Dr. Twatson December 7, 2010

blow ass

Being a full and total disgrace to humanity. Pronunciation: Blow Ass

*jim walks in and drops a case of beer breaking it all*
everyone: Blow Ass.

by dabc November 9, 2003

Dump and Blow

The act of getting blown while taking a dump

Cody got caught giving Tom a dump and blow

by RBurton August 19, 2008

Snow Blow

When PERSON A is giving PERSON B a blow job. And PERSON B cums in PERSON A's mouth without telling them. Out of spite, PERSON A goes up to kiss PERSON B (With cum still in their mouth) and spits it back into PERSON B's mouth.

Jenny: Oh my fricken gosh, he totally didn't warn me he was gonna cum!
Becky: That asshole! Did you get him back?
Jenny: Hell yea bitch, I totally snow blowed his ass!

by Nyhylou August 10, 2007