A group of highly-trainned voice over geeks who don't know a single thing about computers. They usually hide their voices by using the usual indian man. The customers of American Tech Support always get pissed off after 5 minutes of talking.
ATS: Thank you for calling American Tech Support. You got problem?
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.
by jacobishott December 26, 2011
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by retardedpersan0400 October 8, 2019
Get the techmug. A maintenance technician unwilling to perform repairs but willing to call a vendor to have them do the work instead.
Chad was a total rolodex tech, never fixed a thing in his life but always able to call out a vendor to do the job he was getting paid to do. What a total Chad!
by Steve Notkaren June 10, 2021
Get the Rolodex Techmug. "Tech Deck Support" usually occurs in a situation when one is asked to do a task that requires something technical, however, does not know how to fathom, for which is required to call "Tech Deck Support". After calling "Tech Deck Support" it is vital for one to make the ambulance noise after that, in order to alert the Tech humans around.
Person: "Hey could you help me connect this window computer to the smartboard?"
Other Person: "Ohhh um "Tech Deck Support" " *Ambulance noise
Other Person: "Ohhh um "Tech Deck Support" " *Ambulance noise
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