dining room table

Someone who is unable to think for him- or herself and attempts to liken President Obama with Hitler.

Dude, I'd explain why the sky is blue, but you're so stupid you're a dining room table.

or

Barney Frank to Idiot: "Having a conversation with you would be like having a conversation with my dining room table."

by Lexapros and Lexicons August 19, 2009

Indoneisian Picnic Table

when two guys are having sex with a woman, one proceeding to stick it in the vag and the other the mouth holding her up with their penis's

dude we had such hardcore sex last night that we held her up....with our dicks

Yeah dude we indoneisian picnic tabled her alllll night

by 12younger November 20, 2009

tablature

Musical letters for weird musical types (esp. guitar). Used by people who depress others with their guitar playing in a large communal area by playing Jack Johnson ballads or Damien Rice derges.

Fred: "Life is bleak man, so i'm gonna play this depressing song i learned from tablature"
Ewan, looking depressed.

by Jeffrey Douglas September 18, 2008

Tamzin Taber

the most beautiful and amazing person ever. she’s so so talented and funny. always makes people smile.

when my daughter grows up , i want her to be just like Tamzin Taber

by madstar09 May 23, 2020

running the table

When a guy in a group full of girls manages to fuck them all in one night.

Did you see josh last night? He was running the table on 5 chicks.

by bffhm October 23, 2011

tabernac

Fr. Canadian. An expression of surprise, warning ('look out!), astonishment, or disgust. Alternate spelling of tabarnak.

(To a wayward horse from the cart driver.) 'Whoa! Whoa! Tabernac!'

by userboy May 16, 2013

Table Time

This one is just fucked up. You're banging someone on a table, and your parter asks you what time it is. You must respond, "It's Table Time!" and slam their head repeatedly on the table.

It's fun.

by StONY January 25, 2004