story

abbreviated version of the english phrase 'what's the story?' used normally by the breed of individuals referred to as scangers who inhabit the inner regions of dublin. is coupled with the word bud for the complete colloqual effect

"story,?"
"not much, whats the craic with you?"

by krn May 24, 2005

Asian Stir Fry

To throw up, shit, piss and cum in a womens mouth and haver her gargle and swallow it.

I sure gave her a steamy Asian Stir fry last night!

by hello1471 April 4, 2009

Sex story

I was sitting with my girlfriend watching Netflix. The movie we were watching was hella boring, I couldn't go 3 seconds focusing on it. Eventually, I get a boner somehow I was even horny smh. Anyways my girlfriend notices and starts acting all flirtatious and seductive, and I was caught by surprise. She kisses me on the cheek and reaches her hand in my pants and starts stroking my cock. At least, that what she thought would do. "Wheres your cock?" I shook. "Uhh..it should be there, right?" She started feeling around. "Here stand up and pull down your pants." I did as she said and I revealed a 1 millimeter pecker. So small not recognizable by feel alone. "This is some sort of joke right?" There was silence. I didn't say a word. "Right!?" She became frantic now. She tried to give a handjob by rubbing half of her pinky on it. Nothing happened. After that I slowly and awkwardly pulled my pants up and we sat back down and watched the rest of the movie. After that incident, my girlfriend became more and more distant until she broke up with me and got some other guy. So what did we learn? Size doesn't matter unless your a biological disformity and you're an outcast. I guess I have good personality?

This sex story is better than anything else, like to get this on top! Have a good day brother

by TdsoMs June 5, 2023

sex story

A story about sex. Duh.

This is a sex story.
Janelle walked up the driveway of the party in a tight miniskirt and only a bra. Her high heels clacked on the pavement and she pushed open the door to find beer and guys everywhere. They were all mingling around. She sat down and grabbed a small beer, and looked around to find the host. As she waited, a handsome but obscure man walked up and sat down.
He unzipped his hoodie and showed his face. "Who are you?" he asked, his eyes greedily devouring her huge breasts.

"Janelle, you? And do you know where Tina is?" Janelle answered primly, but her pussy was starting to get warm.
"Mark. Tina's right over there," he answered, pointing. "But wait."
Janelle swished her hair around and looked questioningly at Mark. "What?"
"Come with me. I'll show you where she is."
Mark led her down a few hallways and finally they got to a bedroom suite.

"What? Tina's not in here!" Janelle stubbornly started to leave.
"Tina isn't. But..." Mark trailed off, and Janelle noticed the tent in his pants.
She smiled and he walked towards her, his shirt already off.
"May I?" he asked.
"Oh yes, yes you may." Janelle smiled, and unbuttoned her skirt. There were no panties. She also took off her bra.
Her breasts were huge.
The rest... is R.

by pseudonym1989 October 6, 2011

Story

Abbreviation of "that's the story". Used by Fred Dagg (John Clark), New Zealand comedian, now living and mirth-making in Australia. This expression may well have been common amongst numerous kiwis in the 70's, although it's current usage seems to rest with Fred Dagg junkies.

"G'day Bruce. How're they hangin'?"
"Perpendickular."
"Story!"

by Sanatan August 10, 2005

Maple Story

Also known as Maplevirus. Possibly the gayest game known to man. A complete waste of the world's bandwidth. The whole game is about killing retarded animals that look worse than a piece of crap after a mexican food eating contest. And to top it all off, you have retarded facial expressions and a bunch of immiture dick licks of 12 years old and some 30 year old pedifiles that think it is cool going around calling everybody n00bs and @sses.

Retard #1: wOw I'm like totally like going like to like go and like play like maple story!!111!!!
Retard #2: Wow!!111!! That's so sweEt dude! So am like I. Can I trade you my wooden sword for your penis helmet?
Retard #1: No way man. I will like trade with like somebody like else.
Sane Person: Get a f'n life retards.
Retard #1: Maplevirus is my life!!!!111!!!
Retard #2: What is a life?
Sane Person: Whatever.

by boogersniffer May 22, 2007

stirlo

Redneck, country living, tattoo covered, tooth missing hillbilly.

An individual who generally looks like he/she crawled out of a rubbish dump, generally found in country towns but have been known to invade city areas.

Eg. (1)There are those god damn Stirlo's again.
(2) Look out for the stirl's.

by G-funk January 31, 2003