Simon stanley

absolute mega dilf. 15 mega inch big dick daddy.

we all live in fear of the simon stanley's of the world.

by FishyNamedBillyBOIII January 25, 2022

Alan Stanley

good guy, good friend :thumbsup:

my friend is such an alan stanley :lel:

by alan's 2nd best friend March 29, 2022

David Stanley

A shorty hairy troll like creature that smells like a sweaty sock that’s been rolled in fromundercheese.

That guy needs a shower because he is getting David Stanley

by Big fisher. August 2, 2022

Sinister Stanley

When a man marries a woman, and proceeds to perform bedroom antics with his wife's sisters, because this guy is void of any kind of moral compass, and/or is just a complete douchebag.

Girl - "I can't date that dude, he's such a Sinister Stanley!"

Girl - "Did you hear about Dave? He totally did a Sinister Stanley on his wife".

Man - "I have so much respect for Brian. He Sinister Stanley'd the shit out of his wife!".

by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022

Joe Stanley

A blonde 16 year old spastic who supports west ham BUBBLES

Stop being a joe stanley

by biggman1990998888 November 24, 2022

Sean Stanley Soup Spoon

Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face

I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon

by Wutarmellun April 6, 2023

jonathan stanley

a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.

lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch

dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley

by trensetter1628183 April 21, 2023