When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.
by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024
Get the How long have you been standing theremug. A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.
Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"
by Spaced78 October 15, 2015
Get the Stand up jet skiesmug. An exercise done by Ralph Drabble after working in the yard. It is often accompanied by coaching his body parts as if he were actually talking to them. A wonderful way work off arthritis.
Ralph: Boy, I'm stiff. I've gotta do my Drabble Stand.
Ed: What's a Drabble Stand? Is that some sort of arthritis exercise?
Ralph: Yup, works great. Guaranteed relief.
Ed: Show me how, I've never tried it.
Ralph: (demonstrating) Come on, knee, you can do it!
Ed: What's a Drabble Stand? Is that some sort of arthritis exercise?
Ralph: Yup, works great. Guaranteed relief.
Ed: Show me how, I've never tried it.
Ralph: (demonstrating) Come on, knee, you can do it!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 14, 2010
Get the Drabble Standmug. Justin: "You're not getting it, it's not CLOCKING to you. It's not clocking to you that I'm standing on business, is it?"
Paparazzi: "Dude wtf are you on about"
Paparazzi: "Dude wtf are you on about"
by KeepTheDamnSocksOn July 1, 2025
Get the Standing on businessmug. This is when you plan to end it with a bang. You hang yourself, while jerking off to a picture of your best friend’s mom, and right before you blow your load you shoot yourself. Most effective is you do it as your best friend is entering in the room your in.
by Humpdaddy August 7, 2020
Get the The final Standmug. Person 1: Shit Mr. Stand On Business is coming fast bro 🤓
Person 2: Dawg we still need the vault, fuck u on abt 💀
Person 1: Fine just hurry up 🤓
Person 2: Nerd emoji sounding ass 💀
Person 2: Dawg we still need the vault, fuck u on abt 💀
Person 1: Fine just hurry up 🤓
Person 2: Nerd emoji sounding ass 💀
by Shaw fingleton February 5, 2024
Get the Mr. Stand On Businessmug. When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
Get the Standing, hovering spread-eaglemug.