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stanleybarberplssteponme: *breathes*
us: SHUT UPPP
by sometimesjokeslolll August 3, 2021
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Stanley Steemer

Filling the office Vacuum Cleaner or Steam Cleaner with shit, as a result, putting loads of feces into the Office Carpets, making the Janitor's job worse.
Chad: I pulled a Stanley Steemer on the Janitor.
Mike: nice one dude
by OhioButtholeTicklingBandit January 18, 2023
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tank stabber

Person(s) at a LAN who get so pwnt they are relegated to switching to the lowest level in-game weapon, and attacking non-aggressive pixels.
Haha, we had fun at the LAN but Cory was mos def a tank stabber.

Derived from an actual LAN experience where a grimacesque guy named Cory, after several hours of getting pwnt, wanted to prove that a tank in Quake Wars would explode due to multiple stabbings.
by BigTrucK January 20, 2009
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Going Stalefish

When feeling adventurous a male/female reaches under one leg and proceeds to masturbate.
Fred: "so she walked in on you jerking it?!"

Bill: "ya man, and the worst part was i was going stalefish"
by Kyle Queef July 21, 2009
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Gooch Stabber

A woman who wasnt nothing but her own way and in doing so causing as much displeasure as possible , by not letting a man in any of her holes but instead allowing him only to stave his penis on the area between both
Margaret sat in the restaurant on their first date

"I dont like the food here, we cant eat here or that other place you wanted to , and if we do go back to mine dont even think about it "

John sat there thinking to himself

"What a gooch stabber"
by Rooboy222 November 1, 2009
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Shit Stalled

Needing to take a gigantic shit, you walk into the bathroom at work, and another colleague is also dropping a massive load, in your favorite stall.
Mark - Hey man, I thought you were going to be back in ten minutes?

Sam - I thought so too, but I was shit stalled by that fatass fuck-face in logistics who always wears the cowboy boots.
by withinthelight May 9, 2012
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Spicy Stanley

When you put hot sauce over your penis, and the women does her best to suck that shit gone. This should feel really great if done right, because she must suck harder and slurp hard with her tongue as a normal BJ she doesn't have to suck anything else other than your genitalia.
by Spicy Stanley September 1, 2013
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