When someone "toots" a few short ones in a row and then blames them on the "Florida barking spiders."
by Delmuire December 23, 2009
Get the Florida barking spidersmug. What Peter Parker and Mary Jane were thinking about during the scene of the second movie when he's got her in the web and she finds out that he is in fact Spiderman
*Scene where M.J. is chillin in the web while spider man climbs down
Person 1: You know what she's thinking right now, don't ya?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: Kinky Spider Sex
Person 1: You know what she's thinking right now, don't ya?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: Kinky Spider Sex
by TreeBobJoe October 4, 2010
Get the Kinky Spider Sexmug. This is the arachnid version of the common finishing scene in a porn. When the female spider eats the male spider at the end of making love, this is the spider money shot.
Also sometimes defined as the result if Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Brazilian Wandering spider and developed Priapism, the state of a permanent erection, and could spurn spider silk from his urethra. The end result would be a series of literal money shots with his webbing in order to rescue and or defeat a villain.
Also sometimes defined as the result if Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Brazilian Wandering spider and developed Priapism, the state of a permanent erection, and could spurn spider silk from his urethra. The end result would be a series of literal money shots with his webbing in order to rescue and or defeat a villain.
by spidermoneyshot November 9, 2010
Get the Spider money shotmug. All women are Trap Door Spiders. They are sneaky, cunning killers that will eat your manhood and your soul if you aren't careful. These creatures are known to lead you into their underground tunnels with false hopes and promises, only to take everything a man holds holy. All females are Trap Door Spiders, and this is indeed a manlaw.
Trap Door Spider= "I love hanging out with you. You are so fun and you always make me laugh!"
Man= "I really like you too. We should hang out again sometime."
Trap Door Spider= "Oh you like me? We'll now I don't know what I should do...I'm very confused now and I'm thinking we should just be friends."
Man= "I really like you too. We should hang out again sometime."
Trap Door Spider= "Oh you like me? We'll now I don't know what I should do...I'm very confused now and I'm thinking we should just be friends."
by A Group of Men who know the Truth December 10, 2008
Get the Trap Door Spidermug. Evil, angry-looking black spider that appears in one half of your double sink. Mostly small, a little creepy, but completely capable of making you avoid the sink. When one morning sink spider has moved, all bets are off in the kitchen.
Dude one: We should get those Coors Light cans out of the sink, they are starting to smell like ass.
Dude two: shit no, there in sink spider's territory. You're on your own.
Dude two: shit no, there in sink spider's territory. You're on your own.
by TXD45 May 27, 2008
Get the sink spidermug. One of Matt's cadet friends put a wolf spider on my nuts and it bit me! Now my nuts have spider-bite itch and the other cadets laugh whenever I scratch my nuts!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
Get the spider-bite itchmug. A Scary Ass Creatures. O_O that is gone beyond radical, beyond extreme, is balls out danger, and balls out perfection and balls out skill, that has the cure for life.
a HUGE gnarly death spider started sprinting towards me so i grabbed the closest thing (which unfortunately were your bathing suit bottoms) and squished it.
by Hawkings September 8, 2009
Get the Gnarly Death Spidermug.