spicy can opener

When you propel yourself from a high five, plummeting 24 feet and planting your dick firmly in a thimble of ghost pepper infused tobacco sauce, all while executing a perfect split.

In the 1984 olympics Greg Louganis performed the spicy can opener it was rumored that his dick became so hot that; global warming.

by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer February 17, 2018

criminally spicy

criminal, but spicy

He almost went to jail but he was criminally spicy.

by trent gunn October 28, 2020

Spicy Peanut

The act of receiving felatio after your girl ate buffalo wings while also watching a Charlie Brown holiday special.

Steve: Did you watch the Great Pumpkin last night?

Bob: Yes Steve! In fact, Lisa was over and I made it a Spicy Peanut special!

by Dr Love69 December 28, 2019

Spicy peanuts

A synonym for cum

Girl: I don't like swallowing spicy peanuts

by Akdhdkdo February 11, 2021

Spicy gremlin

A person who is very ugly but very funny

He is a strange spicy gremlin

by Spicy gremlin addict 334 May 24, 2022

Spicy cat

It’s a dirty sex move where you insert a succulent amount of hot sauce into your girlfriends vagina, then you have sex and cum in the hot sauce, then drink it out of the vagina.

My girlfriend and I are going all the way tonight, I think we are going to try spicy cat

by Stank hole July 06, 2018

spicy johnny

When you have drank lots of liquid and you go to take a shit but when you think you are done, the liquid is slowly being converted into pee within you and so you are stuck on the toilet peeing for an hour.

After eating Sonic last night, my body pulled a spicy johnny

by chappedhorcok December 05, 2016