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sausage soiree

A party where all the attendees are men who have group sex with each other, but in a classy environment.
Bruce hired caterers to serve food to all of the naked, erect guests at his sausage soiree.
by RadicalDelusion July 16, 2014
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Uber Sized

A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours

or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.
e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.
by Jeef Berky December 29, 2014
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Human Sized Sloth

A human sized sloth (HSS) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to class.
Human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an equally adorable sloth costume (with or without sombrero). They are largely found in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area, but are believed to have originated in one of the surrounding states.
How many human sized sloths have to die before the campus finally installs pedestrian over passes?! They're just not fast enough!
by pesuedonando December 9, 2015
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subway size

Its when a guy says he has a 12inch dick but its really only 11inches
by Caraphenilia May 28, 2016
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swole size

It can be swole size Booty too :D
by Arissu July 26, 2017
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coin size

The size of a woman’s areola in comparison to the size of a coin.
Him: What’s your coin size?
Her: The areola is about the size of a nickel.
by Bearded Paratrooper December 10, 2017
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keyser soze

A guy who fucks you in the ass under an assumed identity and then disappears forever.
Mandy took in the mud box from a guy she thought was named Mike but turned out he was Keyser Soze.
by The mud box bandit January 10, 2018
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