Spider Sweep

the process of searching one's bedroom or general sleeping area for arachnids due to an excessive amount of paranoia. A successful spider sweep results in the death of all arachnids within a ten foot radius of one's sleeping apparatus.

I did a spider sweep last night and killed seven spiders!

by Mojojoejoe July 7, 2011

spider ride

Having sex with a girl that is so sketchy there is a chance she is carrying the same disease that the spider monkey in the movie Outbreak had.

Man, I got to get to the clinic to get checked out. I had a spider ride last night.

by Not the real Charlie Chaplin September 30, 2015

siderman

i person who is a total sideman and stuff
and would pick up ur bottle if it fell
or your pencil or whatever, you name it and there

swinging around like spiderman for you

like a siderman

zaks bottle falls

Kaz fetches it from the floor and puts it on zaks desk

whole class"siderman"

by _amin____ May 22, 2017

Snider Shower

A person who crys or complains so much or so often that they can literally take a shower using their own tears.

John Doe is crying again...looks like its time for another Snider Shower.

by hawaii hates you July 18, 2017

Spider Solitaire

The object of Spider Solitaire is to remove all of the cards from the ten stacks at the top of the window in the fewest number of moves.

This is what happens when they run out of ideas for new games.

They add an insects name to the start and change a few things.

Before:
Solitaire

After:
Spider Solitaire

by pseudonym... what a word.... December 6, 2017

Spider King Clan

S.K.C. gang originating from northern Alabama

That guy is a member of spider king clan

by Blahblahniggawtf January 10, 2018

spider

those things you see crawling around your bedroom

oh look a spider...
cool

by anonymous_loser May 23, 2018