Soggy Saltine

When you cum on an asshole and crush saltine crackers over it and proceed to eat it with a spoon

Bro did you get a taste of that soggy saltine?

by JDOWE October 19, 2017

Soggy Flickers

Kathy Hoover’s dropping boobs.

Kathy has some wild soggy flickers.

by Scun420 April 01, 2020

Soggy Cobb

A Soggy Cobb is what Wolf from the Hunting department will call you when he feels that stealing the crispy creme doughnuts wasnt insulting enough.

Somer: "Where are the doughnuts Wolf?"

Wolf: "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME???"

Lysa: "I thought you were not allowed to eat anything after 3 pm...and you have a calls parked on 81, 82 and 84."
Wolf: "Shut up, YOU SOGGY COBB!"

by Tallons Stepmom September 03, 2019

Soggy Chick

A baby piece of chicken is in a pool. Known to be a better pet than a "my soggy chicken in a pool".

A chick fell in my pool and became a "soggy chicken".

by Chick040506__ January 01, 2017

soggy mailbox

I bet you expected this to be a dick joke

LOL

Me and the boys after we tell someone to search for soggy mailbox on urban dictionary:

by L.t.r89 December 26, 2023

Soggy pinecone

Just like shoving a pineapple up Hitlers ass, but you a relative and in Northern Michigan.

I gave my sister a soggy pinecone last night and she loved it.

by MagicalVagina/ CooterCommander April 15, 2019

soggy broom

When your pubic hair is full of coital juices and you take it across the face of your partner.

We wrapped up a lunch time quicky and I gave them a soggy broom.

by Slappy whiskerbiscut November 17, 2016