Tevas with socks

The most offensive and heinous combination of footwear imaginable. Fashion suicide.

Marre: Dana was wearing tevas with socks today.

Max: Wow so she wants even less friends than she already has?

by Guy with the thing March 16, 2010

Cleavland Sock

Using a sock to wipe your ass when taking a dump in a vacant house. Then rolling it up and putting it in your pocket!

"Man I'm glad I wore socks today!" "This Cleavland Sock is going to be hard to wash!"

by caaaaaa May 07, 2006

rocks in socks

Used to describe saggy breasts.

It looks like she has two rocks in socks.

by tm5375 June 28, 2007

Rotten Sock

The act of skeeting (Sperming) in a condom, letting it sit for a few minutes until it liquifies, then slapping someone in the face with it.

- "Hey, want to give me a Rotten Sock?"

- "Yea, sure, you have a condom?"

by Michael McAllister May 04, 2007

SOCK SNOT

the sock/lint remnants wedged between one's toes when socks are removed; also referred to as "toe punk," or "toe jam."

When my girlfriend "shrimped" me last night, she licked every last trace of sock snot from between my toes. I then had her assume the ventro-dorsal position, and I drove it home.

by weave September 02, 2003

sock tattoo

The marks that you get on your ankle when you wear socks for a long period of time.

when I took off my socks on the couch, i saw that i had a sock tattoo.

by mronion October 08, 2009

Slipper Socks

Socks that are slippers. Only the Badass people have the audacity to wear these on a Saturday Night In.

Person 1: Dude, Danette is a fucking badass
Person 2: I know Man, I hear she stayed in on Saturday in her slipper socks. Only she can pull it off.

by Lover90 December 06, 2009