old sheckled hen 

(noun)-
a person often female with fake tits who is too loud in public and irrationally mean spirited to strangers.

will frequently say things like; YASSS BITCH, OMG, HEY FUCKERS, ect.

that chick sure is an old sheckled hen

old sheckled hen by everybody poops May 10, 2018

smack tard 

A Person who is such a retard they need to be smacked.

You don't know anything you Smacktard

smack tard by Brian E January 20, 2004

Smack 

Abnormal, Shit talking, Crown drinking Bish!

Someone keeps talking to you and all you hear is blah blah blah.....thats a smack.

Smack by La La Linds August 21, 2007

shecks 

will and hannah are havin shecks while at the lakes

i just friggin said it
"will and hannah are havin shecks while at the lakes"

shecks by im not gay 2k7 October 17, 2008

Jack Smack 

Not having or doing anything

"Do you have money? I don't have jack smack"
"What did you do last weekend? I didn't do jack smack!"

Jack Smack by SuperThought October 1, 2003

Smack-mouth 

A condition where your mouth needs to be smacked. This could be because of something stupid you said (1) or simply because you have a tete-a-claques (2).

1. Imagine you are a girl talking to a friend of yours who is a man:

You: Women don't like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.
Your friend (incredulously): What?
You: No, I'm serious... it's a real turn-off.
Your friend (shrugging): Hmph... either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.
You: What? What's ...?
SMACK!
You: Oh... oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

2. Imagine you are standing at the bus stop. A kindly stranger approaches you...

Stranger (pointing at your lip): Excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.
You (fumbling with your mouth): Huh? Smack-mouth? What's ...?
SMACK!
You (ruefully): Oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

Smack-mouth by Mouth Smacker September 19, 2008

smack 

smoke + crack = smack

I don't smack, I lick pussy!

smack by Mack Daddy Mik & T-Hurt September 25, 2007