Swagger Fee

The cost you pay to look extra cool and have more swagger.

You can add a blue mirror to your sunglasses, but there's a swagger fee

by ChasG June 25, 2024

Saggers

Droopy tits, hanging low, like long socks filled with vomit.

Fani Wllis's saggers were on display during her testimony.

by Dirty Harry 2 February 19, 2024

shagger of greatness

Someone who is greater than a top shagger.
The title above top shagger

Someone who shags a lot of flange, every night they have some new "piece of flange" to shag.

Drives a flange magnet.

""Good old BJ, HE CAN SHAG UM. He is a total shagger of greatness."

"Sir shagger of greatness. (formal)"
"Greatness. (informal)"

by Flange slayer February 21, 2024

Shaggerino Cappuccino

When you’re extremely tired and you just want to lie on the ground

I ran a marathon today - it was real shaggerino cappuccino

by bzer March 9, 2024

Swagger

To have an outward projection of being cool, radical perhaps.

"My swagger is unmatched."
"Shit the dog got fucking run over."

by drier than the atacama March 26, 2024

Shagger's Regret

The feeling of shame and remorse following sexual activity with someone where, in hindsight, you wish you had not done so. Commonly experienced in the period of "Post Nut Clarity".

I went home with that slam piece I met in the club. Got in to her room and down to business. Had massive Shagger's Regret, grabbed my clothes and bailed out whilst she was in the bathroom cleaning up.

by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024

Swagger

DSP/SWAGGIEST GUY EVER

Friend 1: Hey you see that guys he seems swagger
Friend 2: OMG ITS DSP THE SWAGGIEST GUY ON EARTH

by cooten April 14, 2025