When a friend tells you of his/her recent sexcapades in such graphic detail that it results in you getting half a boner
Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"
Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"
Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"
by ThrisCaylorIII December 16, 2018
1. Dean must be really drunk. He is drinking that second hand drink. Someone probably spit or pissed in it and is watching somewhere laughing.
2. That second hand drink has a cigarette butt in it. Do you dare me to drink it anyway?
2. That second hand drink has a cigarette butt in it. Do you dare me to drink it anyway?
by second hand drinker July 31, 2009
The 5 second rule is used to suggest that food that has fallen on the ground/floor is still fine to eat, as long as it has only been there 5 seconds or less.
Commonly the rule is simply extended to however many seconds is necessary to declare the food still edible (ex: 20-second rule).
Commonly the rule is simply extended to however many seconds is necessary to declare the food still edible (ex: 20-second rule).
by p14nd4 July 11, 2004
1. A nerd, who has a crush on/dating the biggest nerd in the school
2. A nerd who is almost the biggest. Can't quite get the highest grades.
3. A dumb person that acts like a nerd. (broken glasses, pocket protector, etc.)
4. A smart person that doesn't act like a nerd.
2. A nerd who is almost the biggest. Can't quite get the highest grades.
3. A dumb person that acts like a nerd. (broken glasses, pocket protector, etc.)
4. A smart person that doesn't act like a nerd.
1. Melony: Lauren's the second biggest nerd in the school
Taylor: She's not that bad
Melony: Yeah, but she's totally hot for Peter
Taylor: Now THAT's a nerd
2. Sam's the second biggest nerd because he keeps getting damn 100s instead of 101s.
3. Bob wore broken glasses and snorted when he laughed. He even had a pocket protector! He was still just the second biggest nerd because he made all Fs.
4. Gina: Sally's the second biggest nerd.
Addie: No way! She's like, cool!
Gina: Yeah, but she's got the highest GPA in the school.
Taylor: She's not that bad
Melony: Yeah, but she's totally hot for Peter
Taylor: Now THAT's a nerd
2. Sam's the second biggest nerd because he keeps getting damn 100s instead of 101s.
3. Bob wore broken glasses and snorted when he laughed. He even had a pocket protector! He was still just the second biggest nerd because he made all Fs.
4. Gina: Sally's the second biggest nerd.
Addie: No way! She's like, cool!
Gina: Yeah, but she's got the highest GPA in the school.
by Lbooks93 December 05, 2006
To buy for another. To take one's place in buying a product.
Side note: Most stores have a policy that forbids them
from letting a second-hand sale for certain items
take place.
Side note: Most stores have a policy that forbids them
from letting a second-hand sale for certain items
take place.
Customer 1: I would like to buy a pack of Cigarettes please.
Cashier : Certainly, do you have your I.D. on you?
Customer 1: No I do not.
Cashier : I am sorry, then we cannot sell you the
Cigarettes. We need to see a valid I.D.
Customer 1 leave the store and in comes Customer 2
Customer 2: I'd like to buy that pack of Cigarettes for my
friend who just left.
Cashier : I'm sorry but I need to see your friends and
your I.D. before I can sell them to you. Our
policy forbids us to let a possible Second-hand sale take place.
Customer 2: But I have my I.D.
Cashier : I'm sorry but your friend is the the one who
came in first to buy these and if he doesn't
have his I.D. I cannot sell these to either of
you.
Customer 2: Fuck you man.
Cashier : Certainly, do you have your I.D. on you?
Customer 1: No I do not.
Cashier : I am sorry, then we cannot sell you the
Cigarettes. We need to see a valid I.D.
Customer 1 leave the store and in comes Customer 2
Customer 2: I'd like to buy that pack of Cigarettes for my
friend who just left.
Cashier : I'm sorry but I need to see your friends and
your I.D. before I can sell them to you. Our
policy forbids us to let a possible Second-hand sale take place.
Customer 2: But I have my I.D.
Cashier : I'm sorry but your friend is the the one who
came in first to buy these and if he doesn't
have his I.D. I cannot sell these to either of
you.
Customer 2: Fuck you man.
by dragon1842986 May 25, 2010
Zack Pearson, the four second legend, kept it up for 4 seconds on a night where he "drank like a liter of SoCo" and "locked" himself in the den with a "female".
by Elizabeth Waters February 28, 2007
Guy 1: Where did you find this website?
Guy 2: The second page of google.
Guy 1: It’s probably illegal to be on that website then.
Guy 2: The second page of google.
Guy 1: It’s probably illegal to be on that website then.
by The only pug July 17, 2021