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sausage party

A gathering in which everyone brings sausages and noone brings the buns
Believe me, there really is no sauage at sausage party.
by Groho January 14, 2007
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German Sausage

When a small glass tube is fed through a mans penis and then smashed inside the mans penis for pleasure
Matt: Dude, how was that German Sausage last night?
Tom: Fantastic man. I think there are still shards of glass left inside my junk
by Mcwynar January 5, 2011
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numb sausage

a person, usuallly a man, cant get his penis to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. vaginas, mouths, asses, ears, pee-pee holes
wife-looks like u got a numb sausage
husband-dammit!
wife-well i'l get the poolboy
husband-ile join in the festivities
by jim dandy January 24, 2005
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Wiener Sausage

When a circumcised and an uncircumcised penis come together. They put both of their heads together, and the uncircumcised foreskin gets wrapped around the circumcised dickhead to form a "sausage" of sorts. Also known as a wiener boop.
Man, did you hear about John and Bob?
What, how they came out as gay?
Not just that, but John is uncircumcised, too!
Wow, they must make the greatest Wiener Sausages!
by Skiny Weener June 1, 2018
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glossy sausage

Damn Rosie is looking like a glossy sausage
by Beanbag666 May 27, 2018
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caped sausage

This dude at the gym kept trying to show me his caped sausage. I told him to fly the fuck outta here!
by Boozeturd March 11, 2021
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sausage jockey

Being an absolute dick riding bender who loves to be surrounded by men
Oi mate stop being a sausage jockey and get a life
by Tom Sharp90973 December 8, 2020
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