your horse eats sand

An insulting phrase used in a derogatory manner toward someone who affiliates with people or adheres to policies that you believe make no sense, or are against your own way of thinking or living.
Jonathan: "Moe's has the best tacos this side of the Atlantic ocean."
Sarah: "Your horse eats sand! Chipotle is definitely where it's at."
by freebs May 15, 2015
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i dont like sand

WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO WALK ON THE BEACH AND SCREAM AT HER AND SAY'' I DONT LIKE SAND'' ANAKIN WAIFU HATES SAND SO NEVER GO TO HIS GRAVE AND PUT SAND OR HE WILL COME BACK TO LIFE AND TURN INTO GOKU AND YELL '' I DONT LIKE SAND FAGGOT!''
Padame: anakin wanna fuck on the beach? Anakin: I DONT LIKE SAND
by uncledane January 15, 2021
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sand up her fanny

a girl who is always irritable and angry
a funnier way of saying bitch
"Dude, Sally is sooo mean to me the whole time."
"Duh! She's got sand up her fanny."
by the ud master May 03, 2009
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Sand Paper Hand Job

(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.
That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.
by Dr. Thunder Dix December 26, 2010
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tokyo sand blaster

Exotic sex position where the man pours masses of sand in a girls vagina before fucking her.
Charles, "Dude, i tokyo sand blasted that bitch so hard last night!"
Dan, "Sweet, the tokyo sand blaster never fails."
by sicksicky445 February 22, 2011
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A term from Lady GaGa's song "Bad Romance".
No one is really sure what it means, but it sure does sound pretty cool.

In the music video she grabs her crotch region when she says that phrase, giving it a sexual connotation.
"I want your drama, the touch of your hand, i want your leather studded kiss in the sand" - Lady GaGa
by skankhoprostitute January 25, 2010
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Sand in your vagina

When someone experiences a lot of discharge from a genital infection.
You’re so itchy because you have sand in your vagina.
by Chappybloodlad February 24, 2022
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