A person who dresses in exercise attire in public places despite having no intention of performing any actual exercise.
The Lance Armstrong wannabe fitness ricer hopped in his trusty Honda Civic after a grueling round of grocery shopping.
by kirkandorules April 12, 2015
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by charliebass September 5, 2015
Get the rhythm rider mug.A woman,usually addicted to drugs, alcohol or both that hooks up and cohabitates with a male on disability. That way she always knows that there is a guaranteed government check arriving like clockwork plus she is always eligible for food stamps. She knows that due to the crippled person she is riding not much sex is involved plus she has a babysitter for her twice a month child visitation days. Always a plus to a cripp rider are the prescription pain pills her mule can acquire for her.
Look at that damn cripp rider hanging out in front of the VA HOSPITAL. Her old man just died from complications from his injuries in Ahfganistan yesterday and she's already looking for another ride. Nasty bitch. (Bitch) (check) (whore) (scumbag) (filth)
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Black guy: oh she's a evening rider.
Black guy: oh she's a evening rider.
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