Queen Elizabeth II

An immortal that has been here ever since Earth was created. Little do we know that she was created by Elon Musk as a diversion so Elon Musk could get away with creating Mark Zuckerberg, Grimes, and X Æ A-12. Queen Elizabeth took form of a young girl and every year she has to go through underground tunnels to get a new skin suit from her creator, Elon Musk. Also some random British child thinks she's hot...

"Queen Elizabeth II my beloved how do you stay so youthful?"
"*speaks in British*"
":0"

by Pedro's_Problems September 6, 2021

Rice Queen

A homosexual non-Asian man who is mostly attracted to Asian men, regardless of their age.

Usually it refers to an older man who prefers younger Asian men.

Anthony prefers Chinese, but he had recently gone out with some Filipinos, Thais, and Japanese.

by Victor Rivera October 11, 2003

penis queef

A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.

Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

man queef

when you have a fart that doesnt have enough pressure to expel itself out from between your ass cheeks and you are forced to squeeze your ass cheeks together and cause the trapped fart bubble to expel from under your ball sack. usually results in a high pitched popping sound

Dude, what the fuck was that noise?

oh, haha. i just had a man queef

by luckykorn January 4, 2010

queen

-A Canadian 20 dollar bill (so called, as it has a portrait of Queen Elizabeth II on the front).

This term is in frequent use throughout the province of Newfoundland, and perhaps further throughout Canada. Primarily associated with "skeets" (see definition).

"Buddy. Can ya lend me a queen? I needs ta get some weed."

by Forsyth April 28, 2004

Queef Cordon Bleu

During WWII French women would stuff their vaginas with cheese and queef to avoid being raped by Nazi soldiers during village invasions. So offensive was the smell of these queefs that the Nazi’s would avoid these villages entirely; often returning to base in need of medical treatment similar to that required by victims of napalm. Due to the scarceness of food during those times the cheese could not be wasted. In the absence of a chicken the most popular way to enjoy Queef Cordon Bleu was for the whole family to gather around Mum’s vagina with their bread sticks. Every one would enjoy dipping their bread in the cheese and Mum would get a little extra kick for her hard work.

I’m sorry I can’t play with you after school today Peire, but mother has been baking a batch of Queef Cordon Bleu for her last 3 menstrual cycles. I must get home in time for the evening meal.

by Collin Beats His Monkey January 27, 2007

Queen Streeter

A young to middle aged, often lowly educated male who hoons the streets of Ayr, Queensland. Controversially the Queen Streeter often looks to lure girls, around the age of 13, to his vehicle for sexual activity. This has lead to Ayr, Queensland having one of the worst 'reported' statutory rape and youth STD rates in Australia.

"Yeah, Jarrods a Queen Streeter"

"Oh ok well he's not going anywhere near my 13 year old daughter"

by personjtjd October 14, 2011