poop-chute

your back passage

stick it up your poop-chute

by Hidalgo March 24, 2004

Poop in a group

A synonym of the idiom: To have one's shit together

I'm looking for a real man, a man who's got his poop in a group.

by iski123 February 1, 2009

poop monster

a monster that lives deep inside the pipes of your toilet. eats all the poop and instantly grows bigger until the toilet backs up or goes into your average toilet clogging. then before the plunger hits,, it goes deep into the sewer until the left over excrament is removed. dont be alarmed,, they only feed on fecal matter and most every average household posesses a poop monster.

i think we've got ourselves a poop monster in our toilet... time to call the plumber / exterminator.

by PUSSYPEEPER June 22, 2009

Poop Tower

When one person sits on the toilet spreading their legs enough so a second person can sit on their lap with a clear route from anus to toilet bowl and they can simultaneously poop to save water and time.

In a house of 7 men and one woman we often engage a poop tower to save water and time.

by jerkob69 September 19, 2009

Poopalitis

There are two different types of Poopalitis, chronic and acute. Chronic Poopalitis is an individual who has to shit all the time while Acute Poopalitis is an individual who shit's more than normal but not all the time.

I ate too much chili last night, it's now 3 a.m. and i'm glued to the toilet with Poopalitis.

by Dragon13 July 17, 2006

poop wrinkle

The crevices that circumvent solid poop logs making for the weakest points on a poop.

My poop had so many poop wrinkles, it looked like a 70 year old mans testacles.

by Dave Rules January 8, 2009

ploop

An ambiguous word; the meaning depends on the context in which it is used. Primarily used to express an emotion or to fill a void in a conversation.

1. Its conventional meaning can be defined as an exclamation used during times in which a plausible response is non-existent.

2. Also used as a lighthearted response to hearing an unfortunate comment or disappointing news. In this context it is usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal or when it primarily affects someone else; it's sort of a mild schadenfreude.

3. The meaning can be emphasized with the additional of the vowel "o" and therefore changing the sound similar to trombone. "Ploooooop."
4. Onomatopoeic use imitates the sound of feces hitting the toilet bowl during a bowel movement. This is the common form seen on urban dictionary but perhaps not the most pleasant as it is associated with disgusting imagery
5. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect.

1.

sleeping beauty: "I woke up late"
Dwarf: "ploop"
2.
Loser: "it's not fair I wanted first pick. my team sucks."
Champ:"ploop, not going to lie I have a killer team this year"
3.

Dude: "bro they killed harambe."
Bro: "Dude, i heard. ploooooop."
4.

"That guy took an epic dump. we could all hear it. 'ploop ploop ploop' LOL"
5.
Brother: "ploop ploop ploopy ploop ploop ploopidity ploop"
Sister: "Shut up"

by Parth M Patel May 4, 2018