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The Max Power Way 

The Max Power way is just the wrong way....but faster!
"Homer Simpson: There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way."
The Max Power Way by IX June 11, 2006

Nintendo Power 

A video game magazine published by Nintendo. It holds game updates, guides, and reviews for all systems created by Nintendo.
"Check out the review for the new Zelda game in Nintendo Power."
Nintendo Power by TimeStand July 26, 2004

power chub 

Force of nature, not something to be trifled with, bane of sweat pants and athletic shorts
Daniel and Bryan aroused Will who chose the wrong day to wear sweat pants for his power chub was mighty.
power chub by The stretcher December 30, 2013

power worshipper 

A Power worshipper is a human that worships power, be it money or rank

They believe the answer to success & fulfilment is to be nice to humans they think have similar or more power than themselves & cheat, screw, put down, ignore, lie & fib to people they think have less

They're Robin Hood in reverse - They take from the poor & give to the rich. Its one of the biggest religions in the world

They believe that whoever has less money or power than themselves should agree with everything they say and that they should agree with anyone who has more money or power than them

Its the opposite of church principles where they believe in worshipping goodness & truth

Abraham Lincoln said "To reveal a persons character, give them power"

Most power worshippers arent aware of themselves but theres a pattern to their actions that proves it

Some humans are light power worshipers & others are heavy power worshippers
Shes just another power worshipper

Power Sweet and Sour 

A power sweet and sour is when one person places a frozen egg roll in a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously. Otherwise known as a General's T'ow.
That Chinese food was great, but that power sweet and sour was so much better.

level five power bottom 

Noun: A classification of "power bottom" you achieve after becoming victorious in gladiatorial combat against your fellow "Real Gays" at least four times.

Qualification:
--last a long time
--devoured the souls of your enemies.
--Collected over 10000 experience points
Conversation:

Hey did you hear June is a power bottom?

No way! What level?
Five, he defeated Ricky last week.

Oh man, level five power bottoms are the best.

Sentence: "June didn't become a level five power bottom until he had successfully sparred all the other gay men in the chat for Sam's love"