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Pesky pork chopper

A police helicopter flying and circling overhead
A&B carrying a ladder across a field when A hears and sees it.

"Sh*t, it's a pesky pork chopper!"

"F*ck...get down and don't move"

Also heard in cypress hill song "Dr GreenThumb"
by Knobbyhedgeend August 30, 2013
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Flipping the pork

An offhand sexual reference that denotes one's manhood had been resting in the downward position for too long, and the individual that is "flipping the pork" has aroused the speaker and caused their manhood to arise to a vertical position.
"Honey, if you don't mind, could you please come flip the pork?"

"Carl was supposed to be online with us, but I think his wife is flipping the pork."
by atrum October 7, 2013
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Pork Grabber

The act performed by a woman in which the man's pork (phallus) is grabbed by the woman and squeezed till red/purple. Generally considered as an act of sexual perversion.
John: Me and this girl from my estate got up to some pretty crazy shit last night.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.
by 69withyourmum March 13, 2012
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Pork bic

1. The state of mind one goes through right before they need a sandwich and a nap.

2. When someone goes on a really good run and they have been up for entirely way too many days.
Jane has been hanging out with 'Crystal' alot recently and they have become best friends. One of Jane's new favorite pastimes is to take a simple word and just run with it, creating new words and meanings for it that really only mean something to her. Jane is Pork Bic for sure.
by missbrattlee January 7, 2012
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pork pluger

Anne is a pork pluger she can plug up any asshole with her 300 pounds.
by Cock Master 134 March 2, 2011
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pork piston

a WEENURR
this is my pork piston. it goes in your cumbustion chamber.
by Mediocrites_the_Average June 15, 2011
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porking pad

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.
My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.
by flabeach August 25, 2011
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