Jeff Poole

One who jumps on counters and tells people to shut the fuck up . He is often found at work hard on a creek bank .

Wow you really Jeff Poole that meeting

by Willie whopper March 11, 2020

Crown Pools and Spas

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.

Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.

They shouldn’t have walked across the road.

That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.

by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023

Pool Boy

Pool Boy - A man who dresses like a boy who hangs out at a pool 7 days a week. Typically wears 5" bright color shorts and long T shirts. Also typically grows a goatee, similar to David Spade except gayer.

Do you see that David Spade looking idiot? He’s been wearing those gay ass shorts all week thinking that he’s gonna get laid. What a Pool Boy…

by HARRY PETER #39 June 19, 2024

dead pool

A swimming pool filled by people who like to swear / curse a lot.

At that party, the vibe was so wild the swimming pool becomes a "dead pool", with everyone tossing around curse words like they were diving into the water!

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

Pool Champion

An upright land dwelling omnivore and primate. Habitats varied climates, utilizes tools, and sucks a lot of cocks.

Boy Howdy there goes that pool champion. You know

by Montana Welter December 23, 2019

you've pooled

of a lady with a wide on / dripping like a fucked fridge...

After chatting a lass up with follow up tops and fingers "get your coat love, you've pooled"

by The Rural Dean August 23, 2017

Jump in the pool together

When you find a gem like no other gem and you let her know it because she's worth keeping forever.

Typical M fearlessly leaped while B cannon-balled as they decided to jump in the pool together.

by Tuurtaaal Lover 92a October 5, 2016