The Elevator Paradox

So this is a way to confuse everyone around you in an elevator when you walk in.
When you walk in an elevator, you do not turn around to face the door and continute to stare at the back of the Elevator.
To achieve maximum confusion, you walk out facing the same way untill the people in the elevator can no longer see you.

Me: *walks into an elevator, doesn't turn to look at the door*
Guy 1: Whats he doing, why is it making me unnerved.
Guy 2: Careful! He's creating The Elevator Paradox, just let him be and he'll go away... uncomfortably..

by EU Terrorist November 5, 2019

hot chick paradox

The idea that some women who are extremely attractive, also attract a large number of men who are trying to have sex with them, which increases the chances that they have been used, reused and abused by many men too before they gets to you, thus making them less attractive for a long- term relationship and/or marriage.

Jane is a super fun hot chick, great to date and have fun with but she is no marriage material, too many miles in her engine, it is the hot chick paradox, great for sex but terrible for a wife.

by Sa00 April 14, 2020

the axel paradox

A friend or someone getting stuck in a loading screen

*A guy on the team gets stuck in a loading screen*
Guy 2: Ahhh he hit The Axel Paradox

by cshenriksen May 11, 2020

Coffin Dance Paradox

When a pallbearer from Ghana plays coffin dance on their ipod, and then they go insane. They contract coffin 19, and then become hypnotized.

P.S. There is no paradox. It just sounds better when you put paradox at the end. OMEGALUL

Bro, remember that guy who suffered with that coffin dance paradox stuff?

by CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULA July 9, 2020

Sully-face paradox

A paradox, where, if you experience a modified version of something for a long enough period of time, the original sounds completely wrong, compared to the modified version of it, like the Mike Wazowski meme, where he bears the face of his friend, Sullivan.

Example:
Mario pissing those notes - modified
Mario pissing (disowned) - original

- Jess has been listening to the remix of Gangsta's Paradise for so much time that the original sounds completely wrong to her!

- Must be the Sully-face paradox.

by some dummass August 21, 2020

No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me". This however, requires the encounter of an intelligent female, which is very unlikely.

You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox

by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020

Demitri Sconavar’s Paradox

“If an education system’s goal is to educate and prepare its recipients for the real world, then why are the graduates so uneducated, and under prepared?”

-Demitri Sconavar

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John: “how do the leaders of our society not understand that what they’re doing is immoral and violates the human rights of a group of individuals?”

Jane: “Demitri Sconavar’s Paradox”

by Charli3 Black October 1, 2020