poking the penguin

masturbating or jacking off

I walked in on my brother poking the penguin....sick!

by big jiggles4 June 11, 2007

packing

Taking a large ammount of illicit drugs, cutting them and putting them into smaller containers for easy sale on "the street".*

Additionally, the term is also used to describe someone carrying a weapon of any sort and is old school derogitive for anal sex.

* denotes sense used in example.

I need to get back to the crib to do some packing. My boys just dropped off a shipment (of drugs).

by Bill G July 24, 2008

parking lot pickle

2 homosexual friends having some fun time in a car at a parking lot

hey why is that car moving by itself in that parking lot over there?

oh it must be 2 friends having a parking lot pickle

oh.. cool

by griplover9000 February 24, 2023

packing

Mainly used by people who chew tobacco. Where you put the tin of tobacco in your fingers and snap your hand back and forth and the it sounds like a snap of the fingers.

-A man chewing tobacco with a tin in his hand- "You be packing it!"

by Jourdyn December 14, 2004

cunt parking

When the local shopping centre carpark is absolutely packed you and cut in front of someone who was waiting with their indicator on for a spot longer than you.

It's to busy at Christmas, I'm always cunt parking people.

That dude totally cunt parked me, I was indicating that spot was mine for 5 fucking minutes!!!!

by Sizzlord December 27, 2007

Rock Star parking

(Aviation variant) - Parking spot right outside flight ops. Easy to get to, no effort required. Better than what some unfortunate bastards have to shlep to.

Frank: "Hey, we'll commo check in an hour. Where you parked at?"
Neil: "Ha-HA! I'm flyin' 491 today - rock star parking! Where you at?"
Frank: "Fucking 451. I gotta hump my flight gear all the way down the goddamn flight line."
Neil: "Dude, that sucks...sucks to be you, that is."

by West Neil September 21, 2008

poking mud with a stick

An early 16th century game played by Danish children in western Denmark. Referred to by the Danes as "mudret stok" meaning literally "mud cane"; this translation was mistaken and the American term "poking mud with a stick" was born. Of course, this is not to be confused with "dødbider" which translates to the American term "stick in the mud". The rules have remained the same threw the centuries, as well as the uncommon theme that the activity possesses. Unlike the widespread idea of winning that convolutes many of today's pass times, mudret stok is a noncompetitive group activity. It is distinguishable by a circle of children in a half-crouching position, in which the back is horizontal with the ground. Each child is allotted one stick of similar length, about a meter or three feet, but it is said that the earlier players would have played with canes reaching up to three and a half meters across. The most common misconception of this game is that it must be played in a grubby environment, by today's standards this is simply not true, but for authenticity proposes it will be described as such. The rules are reasonably simple; each child, while in a half-crouched position, holds their respective stick, in hand, with elbow slightly bent. The child then thrusts the stick into the wettened dirt repeatedly; eventually, the stick's end becomes heavy due to the accumulation of soot. After a short amount of time the weight of the stick's end becomes unbearable and the child is, in turn, able to rest and compare time and stick weight with the other children. As stated earlier the game is not competition based, instead it was an activity created to get Danish children together during the warmer summer months.

Despite its underground popularity, poking mud with a stick will never be an Olympic event.

by Sean Baja Morris October 16, 2008