Blooming onion

When you have a big penis and have interiors with a girl and destroy her ass or vagina looking like a blooming onion

Dude, I gave a hooker a blooming onion

by Sweatycumstain June 22, 2025

just onion

a hungry family of a home

Angry and pitiless world was that kept us always just onion.

by now name February 6, 2023

Onion on Friar

That lil baddie w the nice ass that lives on Friar

You know that one milf? They refer to her as onion on friar!

by Imagination DragQueenz August 5, 2023

Simple couple onion

A description for someone who thinks they are complicated, but really only has a couple of very basic layers.

Martin was many things. But mostly, he was such a simple couple onion.

by Aussielegend+5 October 28, 2019

onion

America’s Finest News Source.

I read on The Onion that a boy died while playing Subway Surfers in real life.

by WhereDidTheAvailableNamesGo July 25, 2022

Mothahs Onion

Your Mothahs cooch.

Your Mothahs onion is very smelly and is rancid in smell.

by anonymous April 6, 2022

stank onion

a conversation that doesn't actually end, but dies from a lack of cohesiveness

person a:
why is he in a garbage bin?
person b:
the blue bin represents osama bin laden
person a:
why does he reach around the first time to take out his eyes, but not to put them back?
person b:
the fruits nearby convey a sense of rotten nature, our own rotten nature
that the internal hands then lead us to by placing the eyes INSIDE the bin
person a:
why does he put them back at all if he doesn't want to see anymore?
person b:
so the bin is laden with eyes
person c:
And the wheel represents mankind's instinctive drive towards progress
person a:
at first i was like "bin laden... weak"
but now
person b:
it is a soup ad, actually
I think we found the subject of our first song...
person c:
Soup?
person a:
no — Vancouver
person c:
I think the ad worked
person a:
is there a name for a conversation that doesn't really end, it just dies from lack of cohesiveness?
person b:
stank onion

by dankorstank May 11, 2016