onionization

The process of satirical news of yore becoming real and ever more relevant. Derived from the name of a famous satirical news outlet The Onion.

I can see a high degree of onionization in current geopolitical affairs. This article has onionized. This will definitely be onionizing in a few years when an event happens again.

by j637man February 3, 2024

french onion ring

When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion

ADAM, That French onion ring was amazing

by Whales102 March 5, 2015

onion god

i shall am onion god i make onions for onion farms

i made that onion not that dumb onion farmer cause i am onion god

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

Onion Bhaji

When something is what it is. Reference to Love Island advert

The queue for this ride is so long… onion bhaji though init

by Gaz the Gecko May 4, 2022

Onion dough-spin

The act of shoving an onion up your lover's anus while having sex with them, after that you flip their body onto their front side and cram pizza dough into their vagina.

"Bro, I just gave my girlfriend an Onion dough-spin last night"

by becauseimapotato May 15, 2016

onions on top

(adj) A general term that indicates a feeling of awesomeness; a substitute for "good", "great", etc; can also substitute for "sexy", "hot", etc; a high compliment.

That hiking trip was amazing; it was onions on top the whole time.

by Omylanta October 31, 2008

Onion

A satirical insult used to describe people who believe their thoughts to be complex, 'layered', and autonomous, but who are in reality quite shallow. 'Onions' are easily mislead by silver-tongued politicians and disingenuous statistics, much like those who would take The Onion's news parodies at face value.

Kyle is just eating this shit up, huh? What a fuckin' onion.

by Yowsky May 4, 2021