Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.

"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"

by dgh938peg June 14, 2016

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Bush onions

it’s a synonym for std’s (sexual transmitted disease).

Hey guys you know that girl from last night, she gave me the bush onions.

by Bushyonionboy August 09, 2020

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Tiny Onions

A group of short and smelly people.

Bill: Yo, people back in the 1800's were really short and really smelly.
Ted: Yeah, there were sure a lot of tiny onions back then.

by MojoYT September 09, 2020

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Tiny Onion

When you find out more and more about someone new in your life who is short, and how they keep surprising you with the different layers to their personality.

As Ben got to know Meg, more and more as time went by, it suprised him how many versatile layers such a small persons personality could have. "What a Tiny Onion" he exclaimed.

by BENJAMINBODEL May 10, 2021

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