Simple Peasant Folk usually of Gypsy origin and with low IQs. A road Pirate uses a Ford Focus RS as their vehicle of choice. They tend to drive very badly, often forcing other road users to pull over. A heirachy exists within this group based on who has the loudest exhaust. Road pirates can be spotted congregating in groups in public car parks and talking complete and utter bullshit about their driving achievements. Unfortunately as they drive so badly, in practice their only achievement is getting their car out of the drive intact.
by Turbobeast July 14, 2015
Get the Road Piratemug. When a wide, high-speed road is redesigned to be more narrow, have slower traffic, and more space designated for bicycles, pedestrians, and plant material.
Did you hear? The city council approved the road diet for University Drive. They're going to take it down from 7 lanes to 4, reduce the speed limit, put a median down the center with trees, widen the sidewalks, and stripe bike lanes on both sides. It'll be so much better. I can't wait to see it finished!
by orangek July 22, 2011
Get the road dietmug. by road rules sucks July 12, 2003
Get the road rulesmug. by Kelly Castle July 26, 2003
Get the road rulesmug. The rules in which people have to adhere to, to drive legally on the roads. These are policed by law enforcment agencies and fine's are distributed to those who do not adhere.
by sketchie July 24, 2003
Get the road rulesmug. by rico hernandez July 22, 2003
Get the road rulesmug. by Jake wannabe August 14, 2020
Get the Road applemug.