magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.

Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(

by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010

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<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>Officer Fibonacio Psychosomatically Struck ANgel Hellstrom JOse RObles<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>

<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>Officer Fibonacio Psychosomatically Struck ANgel Hellstrom JOse RObles<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

office weapons

Any sort of weapons the weird guy on your floor may use against you in retaliation for confronting him for stealing your lunch. Office weapons include but are not limited to: ballpoint pen, pencil(mechanical or wooden), scissors, stapler, staple remover, box cutter, power cord, scalding hot coffee, computer monitor, etc.

After confronting Garry about filching my tuna sandwich, he threatened me with a number of office weapons.

by Jahbreezy February 18, 2015

Officer Brent 69

An Eastlake Legend
From 2018-2021 the man himself gave us great quality memes of Eastlake High School. A True Blue Titan!

“Hey Bro did you see Officer Brent 69 new Insta post”

Oh yeah that stuff was hilarious

by Urban49 January 31, 2022

King of Box Office

Superstar Rajinikanth is the King of Box Office !! He has a huge fanbase across the world and he has four movies which collected more than 300 Crores in Box Office!!

Haters be like - Our hero is the King of Box Office!! People be like get lost Rajini is the only King

by Waathalaka December 10, 2020

Future Officer

Future Officer is a person who has the courage and dedication to serve the country in the future. They aspire to join the armed forces and protect their nation. A future officer has the ability to face the unknown and that is the quality that makes a this person a true warrior.
The top most priority of future officers is to give their best and to show that they are not afraid of anything and to sacrifice everything for the country.
They want to serve the nation and their dream is to see India safe.

"Hey, she is preparing to give her SSB this December. She is a Future Officer"
"He is so brave, he stood up to that pervert. He seems to be a future officer material"

by FAO Academy November 26, 2021

Senior officer

Someone that doesn't get to where they are by mistake, or on accident.

Someone who makes a lot of mistakes or accidents on the job usually doesn't keep their job too long, so a senior officer without a history of making mistakes or doing things on accident wouldn't shoot somebody on accident either.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021