Cannon Penis

On vacation you will find that you have a CANNON, PENIS!!!!!!!!! :)
by paul parry May 31, 2011
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Penis Potato

The new word for dictator. It will make history MUCH more interesting...
Teacher: "Hitler was one mean, awful Penis Potato."
by erinbirdy July 10, 2010
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hispanic penis

A penis that is statistically (demonstrably) larger than that of the white and oriental man, and closely second to the black man. Its size is mostly contributed to by the Amerindian race, which is proven by various countries within Latin America that have a higher concentration of Amerindian genes (besides the few countries with more prevalent “black genes”).
Maria: Ay papi! You may be vertically short, but you’re tall where it counts!
Jose: That’s the Hispanic penis for ya!
by Jacklyn Duncan June 03, 2018
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Detachable Penis

A song about a dildo by King Missle.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.

If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.
Sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.
by Tikibarberfan March 01, 2010
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penis clown

Hello, it's me, Ronald McDonald better known as the penis clown
by Aaron go bragh April 19, 2008
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penis-kun

Dicks are so cute omg( • ω • ) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^)
Person 1: Penis-kun is happy to see me!!

Person 2: Bro is everything alright?
by TopZite April 09, 2021
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cyclops penis

A cyclops penis is a subspecies of the very fabrics of reality itself. It is said that the cyclops penises where amongst the first things synthesized after the big bang. They are characterized in a 2 dimensional form as a penis (obviously) with a signature eye resembling that of a predator and their rather large lips just beneath the aforementioned eye. They also have 2 signature organic testicles (on the exception of the mighty bro wheeze) in which they draw their strength from reality. The two most widely knows cyclops penises are yung breezy (the almighty) and his nigga bro wheeze.
Big bang: *happens*
Cyclops penises: Allow us to introduce ourselves
by Dr. Fluffykins May 18, 2020
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