Noodle Nuts

Some one that is a dumb ass or does a
bone head move or is Absent minded

Dude you just ate the cat food
and not the tuna...your such a
noodle nuts

by jpmcg0 February 24, 2007

zonkie nut

tiny partials of shit that accumulate around ones anal beard is more commonly known as a zonkie nut !

I ( john ) just found a zonkie nut in the shower

by ken dogging September 22, 2015

above the nut

cool,awesome,amazing,incredible,over the top

"dude that song is ABOVE THE NUT!"

by arturojaime February 9, 2008

Nut Shot

A very painful hit to the balls on men that normally takes them to the ground. Even though, it should never be used and is very unhonorable. If you are a guy and do this to another guy you will have broken the worst law of the bro-code and shall be punished to death.

"Omg that nut shot hurt so bad!"

by Kord ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ June 3, 2020

chump nuts

petty cash as spending money, especially the allowance some parents give their children

boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.

dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.

by Sexydimma October 27, 2012

Flash Nut

When you Nut and it stuns the victim like a flashbang grenade. Or when you nut in their eyes and get outta there fast.

Jimmy: "The other night I pulled a flash nut on this bitch I met in the club."
Tommy: "Oh shit how fast you run doe?"

by Heinrich Memeler August 12, 2017

Astro nut

The act of ejaculating in space

The astro nut was floating around the space shuttle

by Daddy Nipples March 4, 2018