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Tearing up That Lettuce

Participating in intercourse so rough that only a true alpha could survive. Often with someone who could be described as Soggy lettuce.
A: Damn, Did you see Brad last night? It looked like he had a great time tearing up that lettuce.
B: He was in there for at least an hour!
by Toothpaste Man October 17, 2019
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memphis tear drop

The act of blowing your load in a lady/males belly button and then drinking it from their naval
I totally memphis tear droped veronica.
by the dude11112 September 12, 2012
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Skid Tears

Tears of a script kiddie. These are the people who troll hacker forums. They are bored and threaten to boot other people offline with the scripts they find on pastebin. They often go to other forums and beg for help to get the script working. Often they'll beg their parents for money for an extra VPS to run the scripts on. They generally commit suicide within a year of becoming a skid.
"i promise not to be a dumb skid"
If they say that they are a dumb skid, and cry skid tears when they cant get into the pentagram
by uwumaster69_420 May 13, 2020
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Clown Tears

The tears of someone, usually liberal, that's known for complaining or crying about every decision President Trump makes. Even the smart logical ones...
"yeah man ever since Trump backed out of that Paris deal Tina's been shedding those Clown Tears...
by BirdLi June 8, 2017
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Polar Bear Tears

The tears you have in your eyes after a cold wind has been blowing in your face.
Its freezing out, hand me a tissue for these polar bear tears?

I wasn't crying, its cold out and I got polar bear tears.
by Jet Puff October 12, 2022
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Gym tears

I got gym tears from sweating so much from cardio
by Ih8blacks1845 October 16, 2023
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acid tears

Acid tears are tears that you cry when you are peaking on acid during an insanely amazing trip you are having
Bro, this acid is so good, look I have acid tears.
by Fir3B1Rd July 23, 2022
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