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ur mum

by urmumishot2 July 21, 2022
mugGet the ur mummug.

mum life crisis

When you are a young or single mum who feels they missed out on their youth so start doing reckless and youthful things. Such as dating someone super young, wearing revealing or younger looking clothes, spending less time with your kids and more time partying. Just living it up away from your kids in general. Like Kourtney Kardhasian and her partying, young beau and interesting wardrobe change.
She's definitely going through a mum life crisis, her boyfriend is 20 years younger than her and she's been out everyday this week.
by Doox95 June 5, 2018
mugGet the mum life crisismug.

Your mum

A term used quite openly at a certain car dealership, perfect reply to any profanity used against you! Most of the time it’s lewis’s Mum.
by ZR89 July 1, 2018
mugGet the Your mummug.

Ur mum

The insult all the og’s use . If you don’t know what to reply with or you think there’s a chance to make ppl laugh just say ur mum
Her tits are massive

So’s ur mums

This door handles so rusty

So’s ur mum

What you eating later

Ur mum
by Skirtskirtskirt February 21, 2020
mugGet the Ur mummug.

ya mum

awesome comeback for lowlifes who have no other decent insult to use
Fred: What's the time, man?
Jess: YA MUM!
by watafuckinghore March 27, 2009
mugGet the ya mummug.

Your mum

"Your mum" is a terrible often used by year 7's as an insult or "violation".
Y/N: "Fuck off yoy fat year 7" Year 7: "Your Mum!"
by Beany the Wise One October 27, 2022
mugGet the Your mummug.

Mum

She’s probably nice unless she isn’t
Guy:Hi
Other guy:Hi

Mum:I’m your mum

Bruh idk
by Ffswhyareallthenamestaken March 13, 2021
mugGet the Mummug.

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