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mormon

Yes we're weird. No we don't have horns... I don't know where the heck that came from, California. But we do play church ball and drink hot chocolate!!! Or diet coke....
Friend: What're you doin tonight?
Mormon: Playin church ball and having hot chocolate!
by mormonrocks February 9, 2010
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Mormonizer

A Mormon who just owns at all that he does.

Loved by all who meet them.
Jim: i hear Jeff's Mormon, that dudes so badass!

Tim:I know! he's such a Mormonizer!!!!
by Jimmy Luvdavaj June 12, 2009
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mormony

Always happy, peppy, MORMON, and being the best u can be! Also, smart, well-liked, the leader in the pack, and ALWAYS STAND UP FOR THEIR RELIGION NO MATTER WHAT!!! Also, is known around their campus as religious
Man, Karen asks so mormony sometimes, with the whole jello, and
young women stuff
by Karen Macias March 29, 2008
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Morongo Snitis

I get the morongo snitis mad wet.
by Neez Duts February 11, 2009
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Moronic

Being a moron for the sake of being a moron.
Being a moron for the sake of being a moron is... moronic.
by Gameguy602 August 7, 2010
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Mormon, book of Mormon

A stupid book written by a lying drug addict paedophile called Joseph Smith. Also known as the 'Book of Morons' after the morons who believe in it.
Shit, we've run out of toilet paper. Great, we finally have a use for the Book of Morons. Wipe the shit off your arse with that shit. Start with the chapter that contains the story about Brigham Young giving Joseph Smith a blow job. mormon, book of Mormon was written by a sexual pervert.
by Cynical bloke December 9, 2018
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mormons

hey ya'll out there how think mormons are some cult,are we saying stuff about you and your churches,are we makeing fun of u,are we holding up signs that say stuff rong ubout us,u haven't even come to it so how the FREEKING HECK would you no!!!and if you beleave something u beleave it but dont put down the mormon church when we haven't done nothing to you. u beleave what u want and we will beleave what we want.
u touch me i touch u 10 times harder.
by chippy chipmunk April 5, 2005
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