jalapeno monkey

The art of entering a female from behind whilst dipping ones testicles or sack in a jar of Jalapeno's. This must be incorporated while the girl has Banana skins sellotaped to each armpit.

Fuck sake Frank, those banana's look savage in your pits, but man my sack is burnin with these cunting jalapenos! Help me out with a reach-around you lazy jew or else this Jalapeno Monkey will get messy!

by Twish September 16, 2007

bong monkey

A Human ancestor theorized by Potopia. Discovered fire and used it to light the bong. Frequent user of cannabis. Also a stoner. Can also be used as a person who lights the bong for another person, used for long bongs.

" That dude is the bong monkey!"

by Potopia November 6, 2007

monkey dacker

Mid-Atlantic vernacular for members of a fishing message board who for the most part talk alot of shit and dont actually fish much.

Refugees from "the Other Place".

Those who quiver at the sound of "She who cannot be named".

Goodgrief is the quintessential Monkey Dacker

by Pasture_denizen September 16, 2008

Monkey run

The stupid half-run people do when the crossing signal light goes from green to red as they're crossing the road.

Look at that guy doing a monkey run across the street.

by mazzyg January 6, 2009

monkey

A typical cockney slang term used generally in London, which refers to £500.

I make a monkey a week mate

Lend me a monkey mate

by sharmasaab21 July 18, 2013

fun monkey (aka front monkey)

fun monkey (aka front monkey):
To straddle the toilet the opposite way round when pinching out a log in order to leave an unsightly skid-mark down the front side of the toilet basin.

When round at a friend's humble abode, be sure to leave your fun monkey (aka front monkey)mark whilst not forgetting to relay the blame upon someone else, preferably someone's girlfriend.

by broccoli_badger November 25, 2006

office monkey

Low paying low self esteem job involving no creativity or thought other than how to avoid the attentions of a team leader who earns a little more than 1000 pounds more than you .

remember these people are office monkeys so killing them isn't a crime their already dead inside

by dregj September 23, 2010