michael scott

The US version's main character on the TV show 'The Office'. He is the boss of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company in Scranton, Pennslyvania. A complete idiot who digs himself deeper into holes. Michael means well (most of the time) but comes off as a narcisisstic jerk, especially to his employees. Believes he is a pro basketball player as well as comedian, which in a sense is, unintentionally. The following words would describe Michael Scott: racist, idiot, hilarious, lazy, anti-feminist and lastly, what an employee dreams of as the worst possible boss.
Michael Scott: Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North" and those are some of the principles that I live with today.
by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006
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Prince Michael

Michael Jackson's & Debbie Rowe's oldest son, who is oh so sexy, & all of the pre-teen & teenage girls think he's a god. Alot of girls seem to fight over him & say theyre gonna marry him, because EVERYTHING about him, is HOT! Especially with his light-ish brown hair. Who cant resist? If you dont like his chubby cheeks that make his lips look hot, then something is clearly wrong with you.
because, he's got it going on. ;D
OMG! Have you seen Prince Michael? He's the hottest guy EVER! I WANT HIM!
by addy. :) August 21, 2009
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Michael Cole

The most idiotic and annoying wrestling commentator ever featured on WWE TV. Calls a powerslam a scoop slam... The voice of WWE!?
Cole: Batista with the Big Boot!
Lawler: Michael Cole you fucking moron, that's a Clothesline. Who hired you? Wait, that would be Kevin Dunn. And he's just as moronic as you.
by World Wrestling Enteration February 17, 2014
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michael bay

An untalented director.

Except for The Rock, Michael Bay has made nothing but crap. His directing style is poor, as he literally believes that an edit every second is the best way to make a film. I don't think it's possible to physically count the number of cuts and explosions in his films within one human lifetime. The guy can't even make a decent movie with the insane budget he gets to work with. His movies, albiet entertaining on some level, are the equivalent to an empty orgasm - completely unsatisfying, equally frustrating and definitely not worth the effort.

The guy needs to either expand on his predictable, unvaried style of filmmaking (although, I can't imagine him having the balls or the talent to do so) or just stop wasting good money and go away. Without this ass-load of money invested in his movies, Bay can't do sh!t. His inability to improvise, his lack of creativity, and his need for a big budget (because he's too incompentant to come up with something impressive with less funding) makes him the most pointless and deficient person in this business.
by SuperSonicX July 13, 2005
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Michael Jaccination

Its when you expose kids to Michael Jackson's music early so they grow up loving the King of Pop
Today I watched the Thriller video with my son. It was his first Michael Jaccination.
by hushmediacorp May 21, 2015
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Michael Moment

The act of an individual (oftentimes a male) succumbing to their masculine weaknesses in an effort to appease other influences (oftentimes feminine) at the cost of social reputation.
Person A: Yo, where'd Michael go?
Person B: I'm not sure, he just stopped texting.
Person A: You know what? I bet you that girl's over.
Person B: Wow. Michael Moment.
by ALikeSupreme October 04, 2021
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Steven Michael

Is a grandiose kinda guy and loves to play..... the field.
He was such s Steven Michael I had to kick him to the curb!
by Boo150 April 21, 2019
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