Mario

Has an awesome mustache.

have you seen mario’s mustache it’s so cool

by tvremote June 27, 2022

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A Japanese Nintendo character people think is Italian.

Person 1: Mario is Italian!
Nintendo: ….

by An average youngster. June 29, 2022

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he needs his shrooms

mario needs his shrooms -_-

by aquarius_is_babtqftim July 2, 2022

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A fat nigga with no job who came back to school after graduating.

Look at that nigga he's a Mario motherfucker cant even get a real job.

by 41niggers September 13, 2022

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A 40 something year old italian plumber that is trying to date a 17 year old girl named princess peach.

Guy: Hey dude, do you wanna play super mario?

Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.

Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.

by Ryan Burrus is gay October 24, 2022

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The rise of Mario mains in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate; Objectively better than the Falco agenda.

Tryhard: Have you heard of the Falco Agenda? It means that Falco is really good! And it onl . . .
Cool guy: I'm more of a Mario Manifesto man myself. *proceeds to take the tryhard to dunkin donuts.*

by Daman is Dendy November 1, 2022

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