A large machine in which one lays under the main body of it and a metal cylinder is placed around the pecker.And when its turned on the cylinder moves up and down and jacks you off and can be make to go extremely fast.
Guys are sometimes forced to get in it as a punishment.
Guys are sometimes forced to get in it as a punishment.
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The machinez from the matrix. Yell this when about to commit suicide, orhave nothing left to say. The great Morphues First invented the art of going crazy and yelling it, after the Machinez war ended and he became a crazy old war veteren. GG
MACHINEZ!!! !!! ??? ??? ! ???? !!!!
/suicide
/suicide
by The-Coach August 6, 2006
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"Before you give me any further computer instruction, please take note that I have a Macintosh, so in essence, I can probably do nothing you intend on telling me to do."
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