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Jackoff Machine

A large machine in which one lays under the main body of it and a metal cylinder is placed around the pecker.And when its turned on the cylinder moves up and down and jacks you off and can be make to go extremely fast.
Guys are sometimes forced to get in it as a punishment.
He's in the Jackoff machine.
by Judge dredd7 November 8, 2011
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Japanese Vending Machine.

A phrase used when calling someone a whore just isn't good enough. Used to they'll do anything and be cheap about it.
You'll do anything to a guy for about a buck, you damn Japanese Vending Machine.
by only I really know June 30, 2009
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Machinez

The machinez from the matrix. Yell this when about to commit suicide, orhave nothing left to say. The great Morphues First invented the art of going crazy and yelling it, after the Machinez war ended and he became a crazy old war veteren. GG
MACHINEZ!!! !!! ??? ??? ! ???? !!!!
/suicide
by The-Coach August 6, 2006
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Peruvian love machine

hot sexy peruvian with a nice nose and a big penis, and love to fuck girls and play the game as many times as he can. Play the shit out of bitches and fuck them hard in the ass hole.
Hey girl I was with the peruvian love machine yersterday and i became crippled from my legs down.
by mc dhq January 24, 2008
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macintosh

Macintosh was made by someone who thought they were very cool, but unfortunately made a pretty crap OS that cant run any good programs.
-Dosent work properly
by peeeee May 13, 2005
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macintosh

A computer owned by 1 out of every 1000 computer users. Made to look "pretty" by design, but really has no functionality other than graphic & video editing equipment. Cannot run much of anything, especially no decent games or software.
"Before you give me any further computer instruction, please take note that I have a Macintosh, so in essence, I can probably do nothing you intend on telling me to do."
by joey July 15, 2008
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washing machine

a bird whose so loose that u have to perform a circular motion to touch the sides
damn shes had so much in her shes a washing machine
by brent April 4, 2003
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